Picking the Perfect Ski Boots

Author Tim Maxwell
Picking the Perfect Ski Boots

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Partially, but it also obeys your commands.

Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide.

  1. As you wish.
  2. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!
  3. But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight?

He is here.

Boots

Don't underestimate the Force. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

  • Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
  • Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.
  • Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.

Don't underestimate the Force. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.